Hmmh... I haven't blogged much. Busy with work, busy with my husband, busy with all of my TV watching. Just Busy.
I am revisiting my HATE list. I love the HATE list. It's so controversial. People tend to say, "hate is such a strong word." Exactly, that's why I'm using it.
So, I'm scrapping my old, original HATE list and starting a fresher one.
I HATE...
That I ignored NBC's The Office for so long and have just gotten addicted to it via Netflix.
That I'm not comfortable bragging or talking abt my life enough. B/C people don't know how freaking PERFECT my husband is. This is no newlywed talk. We're 11 years deep and my love for him grows every single day.
One of my BFF's lives in Country Ass Alabama, and I don't see her.
That people are crazy, but don't know it.
Punky Brewster and Swan's Crossing don't come on anymore. Nobody remember Swan's Crossing besides me.
People that quote Dave Chappelle, Martin, or Katt Williams
That I asked my husband for a nickname... Something cute like Monkey or something ending in a Y, and he's started calling me "PussyCat" not like porno, but a true pussycat.
Oh, I hate cats.
Gaining Weight
That Speidi even exists. They suck. Team Heidi is shit.
That I couldn't jump inside the TV and fight that judgemental little wench from Real World, Hollywood. (well, not really. I can't fight. But I would like to give her a major tongue thrashing.)
That I love Dakota Fanning as an actress, but she is really weird. Thanks to SNL for pointing that out. Dakota Fanning is sooo 2003. Abigal Breslin rocks!
Scary Republicans (that one is still hanging on from the original Hate List. Those mofos are scary)
That GWB is really funny, sorta like Michael Scott from The Office, but he's messed up the country, not just Dunder Mifflin.
The whole N word debate. I'm over it.
Missing Church
People that don't care abt fashion. (it's my blog, I can say what I want.)
People that don't watch TV. Uggh, pompous bastards
People that like wrestling and NASCAR
More to come.
Yeah, I'm crazy tonight.
2 comments:
you have inspired me to create my version of my hate list...just to tease people who come back around to correct me, "oh please dont hate! 'hate' is such a strong word"...uh...how about...'i hate you'...im like let me hate...its my god-given right to hate...lol lol...so im glad that scary republicans are still makin the list...and LMMFBAO on Michael Scott of U.S.A!
Scary Republicans (that one is still hanging on from the original Hate List. Those mofos are scary)
I KNOW!
That GWB is really funny, sorta like Michael Scott from The Office, but he's messed up the country, not just Dunder Mifflin.
OMG! That is so true. I never would have thought of that but it's 100% true! Now I am going to share that with all the correct minded people I know and I promise to give you full credit. I give credit where it's due. Don't add this girl to your hate list!
People that don't care abt fashion. (it's my blog, I can say what I want.)
Amen. I mean, the rest of us have to look at them. Honestly, I mean that. Hope nobody thinks I am being sarcastic here...
People that don't watch TV. Uggh, pompous bastards
Again, much agreed.
You are a sage, my friend! A sage!!
Post a Comment