"What If" is a game that I play often. I know... Sounds innocent enough... But, my What If's are always so extra, so over the top, and so unnecessary. I usually play What If with Myah or Ray.
Example:
Nadia to Ray: What if you came home and I was naked in bed with another man?
Nadia to Myah: What if I kidnapped Avi (Myah's daughter)?
"What If" is so fun to me...
So, Myah and I were parking lot pimping at the neighborhood Chili's the other day and started a What If Game in regards to Facebook statuses. We came to the conclusion that it would not be fun.
Here is some of our best work:
Nadia is horny.
Myah is a complete liar.
Nadia is suicidal.
Myah is thinking about cheating on her husband.
Nadia is stealing money from her job.
Myah hates her in-laws.
Nadia is cheating on her husband.
Myah is watching porn.
Nadia thinks her best friend's marriage is horrible.
Myah is in love with Nadia's husband.
Nadia killed a man last night and buried him in her backyard.
Myah has an eating disorder.
Nadia chews and spits food.
Myah hasn't bathed in two weeks.
Nadia left her children at home and went to a bar and passed out.
I think you get it. We answered our own What If. If people did have statuses like that, Facebook would be even better.
1 comment:
I love your blog! I think you should look into writing as a hobby, or at least, a past time.
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